Race Issues In 2014? Oh Lawd!

Race Issues In 2014? Oh Lawd!               

       I decided it would be a good idea if the first article on Reckless Humanity isn’t super controversial, so I’m going to make it about race.  Once upon a time, in a land forcefully taken from the indigenous nomads, there was this crazy practice called slavery.  Slavery wasn’t a new innovational idea for it had been practiced all over the globe for as long as there have been humans.  It’s still around only now it’s more insidious, taking the shape of paper notes and plastic cards.  In this particular land Slavery was practiced using other humans whose pixels reflected a darker color than the ex-Europeans skin did.  Through an extremely complicated neo-Nazi related algorithm this meant that these darker Homo sapiens were inferior to their ex-European counter-parts.  This justified their treatment for some time until one mans’ brain caught a signal of insight through his trademark top hat antenna.  The message was in Morse code but it read something like “Stop these idiots. I mean c’mon son.”  Well the man in the top hat obviously had no choice but to start a war and end this dreadful practice known as “slavery”.  This man succeeded and we pay tribute to him to this day by ironically printing his face on our new method of slavery called money.

     If you read the previous paragraph, or went to a half decent public school system and made it out without being killed by a depressed classmate, then you should have some knowledge about what slavery was and you will be ready to receive this next bit.  So about 50-60 years ago there was this rare growth spurt in the brains of some of our species.  Apparently hanging a man in a tree because of the color of his skin just wasn’t humane, and we needed to put an end to these atrocious acts at our soonest convenience.  There were protests, a lady on a bus sat still, a man rose to fame, and a man was shot.  Ultimately, the end result was a public awareness of race issues, and businesses saved money on constructing extra restrooms.

     We now skip ahead to the year 2014.  A not so secretly socialist black man is holding the most prestigious office on the planet.  Martin Luther King Jr. day is celebrated in almost every state.  The idea that the color of your skin is relevant in any way is all but extinct.  And then some idiotic “public safety officer”, who just so happened to be white, shot and killed an idiotic gangbanger who just so happened to be black.  Now every race group in the nation of ex-European Indian slayers is working an angle and trying to make a buck off this ordeal.  The news stations across the country are going berserk about this event.  Pathetic cause creating websites are stating “Plight of Young Black Men: The Scars and the Crisis”-solidarity-us.org.  And now Ferguson has become a household name.

    All that needs to be said is this; People should indeed stand up when their rights are violated. The color of someone’s skin is absolutely irrelevant and the real assholes are those who make it relevant for their own gain.  Reverend Al Sharpton needs to crawl back into his hole.  And this whole thing will be forgotten by the general public once another retarded celebrity does something stupid.  R.I.P. Robin Williams.