Race Issues In 2014? Oh Lawd!

I decided it would be a good
idea if the first article on Reckless
Humanity isn’t super controversial, so I’m going to make it about race. Once upon a time, in a land forcefully taken
from the indigenous nomads, there was this crazy practice called slavery. Slavery wasn’t a new innovational idea for it
had been practiced all over the globe for as long as there have been
humans. It’s still around only now it’s
more insidious, taking the shape of paper notes and plastic cards. In this particular land Slavery was practiced
using other humans whose pixels reflected a darker color than the ex-Europeans
skin did. Through an extremely
complicated neo-Nazi related algorithm this meant that these darker Homo sapiens
were inferior to their ex-European counter-parts. This justified their treatment for some time
until one mans’ brain caught a signal of insight through his trademark top hat
antenna. The message was in Morse code
but it read something like “Stop these idiots. I mean c’mon son.” Well the man in the top hat obviously had no
choice but to start a war and end this dreadful practice known as “slavery”. This man succeeded and we pay tribute to him
to this day by ironically printing his face on our new method of slavery called
money.
If you read the previous
paragraph, or went to a half decent public school system and made it out
without being killed by a depressed classmate, then you should have some knowledge
about what slavery was and you will be ready to receive this next bit. So about 50-60 years ago there was this rare
growth spurt in the brains of some of our species. Apparently hanging a man in a tree because of
the color of his skin just wasn’t humane, and we needed to put an end to these
atrocious acts at our soonest convenience.
There were protests, a lady on a bus sat still, a man rose to fame, and
a man was shot. Ultimately, the end
result was a public awareness of race issues, and businesses saved money on
constructing extra restrooms.
We now skip ahead to the year
2014. A not so secretly socialist black
man is holding the most prestigious office on the planet. Martin Luther King Jr. day is celebrated in
almost every state. The idea that the
color of your skin is relevant in any way is all but extinct. And then some idiotic “public safety officer”,
who just so happened to be white, shot and killed an idiotic gangbanger who
just so happened to be black. Now every
race group in the nation of ex-European Indian slayers is working an angle and
trying to make a buck off this ordeal.
The news stations across the country are going berserk about this event. Pathetic cause creating websites are stating “Plight
of Young Black Men: The Scars and the Crisis”-solidarity-us.org. And now Ferguson has become a household name.
All that needs to be said is
this; People should indeed stand up when their rights are violated. The color
of someone’s skin is absolutely irrelevant and the real assholes are those who
make it relevant for their own gain. Reverend
Al Sharpton needs to crawl back into his hole.
And this whole thing will be forgotten by the general public once
another retarded celebrity does something stupid. R.I.P. Robin Williams.